Life has been nuts with the move and closing on the new house soon. I haven't had near enough time to dedicate to writing or any of my hobby goals I set out for this year. im not sure if its weird to be so close to something so monumental and still wish i could fall back into old habits instead? But hey kicking myself over any of that is very much short term thinking. When I stop to wonder about how things will be 6 months from now, a year from now, when i am finally in my own space, paying rent to no one ever again? That kind of real peace and real privacy?It makes me head spin just thinking about.

Im so ready. I'll probs be up for the next three days. No sleep til closing.

Quick and dirty post about one of the best tropes, good old fashioned soap opera style wedding crashing.

Its tacky, its cliche, its literally the least realistic thing any human being would do. But alas I don't watch soap operas for realism. I barely watch them for the plot. The few British soaps I indulge in scratch such a primal itch for a specific kind of entertainment. I'm here to see one insane couple I root for absolutely terrorize each other until the end of time. I want to see them hold each other at gunpoint again. I want hostage taking. I want love declarations. I want hate declarations. I want blackmail. I want co-dependency. I want more affairs and stolen kisses and stupid horrible angst where they pretend to get over each other.

And I'm pretty sure I'm going to be well fed by Emmerdale this summer if the first scenes are anything to go by.

Especially when we have Robert 'craziest morally neutral bisexual to ever live' Sugden getting released from jail without anyone being the wiser just to show up at the doorstep of his doubly divorced ex-husband Aaron 'owner of the biggest brownest sad eyes and only attracted to murderers' Dingle when he is about to marry Robert's long-lost and unwanted half brother...




Dropping a link to my Robron Emmerdale Playlist 2025. None of the videos are mine, they are mostly courtesy of Zebra5702 who is famously punctual and reliable for uploading queer British soap story lines. However I desperately need to watch and rewatch the videos in chronological order rather than upload order.